Someday our wishes will all come true, but today I am simply wishing you a "Happy Birthday"!

- Unknown

Aging is mandatory. Maturity is optional.

- Chris Antonak

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

- Ogden Nash

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

- Anomymous

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Tom Stoppard, British playwright

It's not how old you are, it's how hard you work at it.

- Jonah Barrington, British squash star

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

- John Glenn, U.S. senator

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball, American comedian

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

- Bob Hope, American comedian

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope, American comedian

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

- Unknown

Just say, "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience."

- Unknown

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

- Charles Schultz

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

- Pope John XXIII

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

- Bernard Baruch, American financier

Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.

Groucho Marx, American comedian